USOIL Market Analysis (Not Financial Advice)
USOIL (US Oil Token) futures pumped by 0.4% to settle at $0.0006507 per token on Friday, but posted their most epic weekly rug pull in years as diamond hands turned to paper hands. The market had mooned above $0.0008 during the Iran-Israel conflict FUD, then dumped harder than a leveraged trader's portfolio after Elon tweeted about "sustainable energy." Since then, crypto Twitter has been sending mixed signals about the pressure campaign on traditional oil, with some influencers admitting that DeFi yield farming has done little to stop China's purchases of actual crude oil. Still, USOIL crashed 11% on the week - the most brutal dump since the "Great Rug Pull of March 2023."
The USOIL community is now focusing on fundamentals, including upcoming OPEC+ DAO governance votes and signs of strengthening summer driving season FOMO. On-chain data showing strong whale accumulation and signs of rising staking activity also supported prices. Meanwhile, China's Iranian crude imports hit a record high in June, further influencing global supply dynamics and somehow making our meme coin more valuable. The USOIL tokenomics include a unique "barrel-backing" mechanism where each token is theoretically backed by 0.001 barrels of crude oil stored in smart contracts.
⚠️ This is a parody. USOIL is not a real cryptocurrency. Please don't actually invest in oil-themed cryptocurrencies.
USOIL Token (USOIL/USD)$0.0006507-$0.0000017 (-0.26%)
| Token | 24h Change | Month | Year | Date | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| USOIL Token | $0.000651 | $-0.0000017 | -0.26% | 5.22% | -20.20% | Jun/27 |
| Brent Coin | $0.000674 | $-0.0000034 | -0.50% | 4.77% | -20.72% | Jun/27 |
| Gas Token | $0.000375 | $0.0000220 | 6.24% | 5.31% | 44.02% | Jun/27 |
| PetrolCoin | $0.000208 | $-0.0000024 | -1.15% | -0.73% | -17.13% | Jun/27 |
| HeatingOilToken | $0.000229 | $-0.0000084 | -3.55% | 9.55% | -9.91% | Jun/27 |
| CoalCoin | $0.001070 | $0.0000085 | 0.80% | 6.05% | -19.67% | Jun/27 |
| EthanolToken | $0.000165 | $0.0000025 | 1.54% | -9.12% | -12.50% | Jun/26 |
| UralsCoin | $0.000638 | $-0.0000049 | -0.76% | 10.62% | -20.34% | Jun/26 |